When I use Skype, I get a lot of creepy online lurkers adding me. Some of them have even pretended that "it's my girlfriend writing this" or "I'm visiting your country and I need a tour guide!" I mean, seriously? You couldn't come up with a better story than that? On one hand it's kind of amusing, and on the other hand it's seriously disturbing.

I was going through a whole bunch of old files and I found this convo from a day I decided to test one, with Matt giggling away on the sidelines... As you can see, if there is one good thing you can say about these skeezy idiots, it's that they just don't bloody give up. (Or they just don't know any better, it's like hitting one of those clown heads on springs that just keeps rising back up. Bad joke maybe intended).

Judge for yourself (I don't actually know which of the two of us is the most disturbing in this conversation...something else to think about)

[11:15:00 PM] char_med12 says: hi u how are u
[11:15:43 PM] yvonen s. says: ever had sex in a forest?
[11:15:59 PM] yvonen s. says: we were scared about wild animals, but turns out the vines were the real problem
[11:16:00 PM] char_med12 says: what ?
[11:16:18 PM] char_med12 says: what are u study ?
[11:16:33 PM] yvonen s. says: i'm studying pre-med
[11:16:47 PM] yvonen s. says: but pre-med is just an excuse for having wild orgies all day
[11:16:51 PM] yvonen s. says: doctors are real flexible
[11:17:35 PM] char_med12 says: ah cool
[11:17:48 PM] yvonen s. says: we get to dissect live bodies too, its pretty fun
[11:17:50 PM] char_med12 says: i study the history in university
[11:18:12 PM] yvonen s. says: the guys like to jack off onto their livers and hearts and then put 'em back into the body for the next class to find
[11:19:08 PM] char_med12 says: ah cool
[11:19:16 PM] char_med12 says: tell me about ur self ?
[11:20:40 PM] yvonen s. says: once i accidentally ripped my stomach open and had to sew it back shut on my own, so now I only have one kidney
[11:22:20 PM] char_med12 says: u are good in english
[11:23:55 PM] char_med12 says: do u visiting morocco last time
[11:24:26 PM] yvonen s. says: no, but i know lots of moroccan people
[11:24:34 PM] yvonen s. says: i get them shipped to my house in crates
[11:24:50 PM] char_med12 says: welcomme in morocco
[11:25:02 PM] yvonen s. says: i have one in each room to do my bidding, sometimes they act as tables and chairs, sometimes i make them play the piano
[11:25:13 PM] yvonen s. says: sometimes i make them fight each other over crusts of bread, and then i hook 'em up to car batteries
[11:26:00 PM] char_med12 says: have u mic ?
[11:26:06 PM] char_med12 says: u do sex with strangers?

That's when I told him to back the fuck off, deleted, and blocked his ass. Isn't life fun? :) much love, yvonen